May 2013
It’s 11:11 and I was just reading Dangan Ronpa and now my eyes hurt and my brain hurts and nothing i read makes sense anymore. So I am going to bed night night all you lovely folks.
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So I tried one of those Starbucks frappuccinos this morning and it was awful so I dumped it out at work and made iced coffee in it.
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saythewrongcranberry:
fandomblogger:
laugh-addict:
knees actually look like a tiny face is trying to push its way out of your leg though
WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THAT HERE
IFYOU DONT RELBOG THIS RUTMBLR DELETE YOUR'E BLOG...
communisrn:
sorry guys! better safe than sorry! i love my mom
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the-vashta-nerada:
i was over at a friend’s house and his little sister made us cookies and she was like “don’t eat them right away they’re hot” and without thinking i immediately responded “fire cannot kill a dragon”
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Welp now that I’ve finished my popcorn I guess I’ll put a movie in.
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Sometimes i think I want to watch Gurrenn Lagann again but then I remember I can punch myself in the chest and it feels the same.
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bahroel:
but do i spend £20 on a beautiful great gatsby tshirt with the original 1925 cover
do i
*whispers* yes
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WHY DO I POST HOMESTUCK ART ON DEVIANTART WHY IT’S NEVER WORTH THE DUMBASS COMMENTS
JESUS CHRIST IF I DRAW ERIDAN SMOKING THEN OBVIOUSLY I THINK OF ERIDAN SMOKING DON TELL ME IT SHOULD BE DAMARA OR CRONUS THEN TELL ME GOOD JOB THOUGH LIKE FUCK THAT’S KIND OF CONDESCENDING DON’TCHA THINK
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“Laws decide which forms of oppression are allowed, Lord. And because of that,...”
– Steven Erikson, Forge of Darkness
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notyour-sidekick:
grrrlfever:
my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend
even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself
Tony Stark is that you
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bluntedanimehunk:
hunewm:
bluntedanimehunk:
internetlaureate:
bluntedanimehunk:
why do nice girls always go for the assholes i dont even like pegging
No. Just. NO. I am so sick of this bullshit stereotype being both perpetuated AND played out. No.
um
Saying nice girls go with the assholes is the biggest stereotype in relationships of all time
uM
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okay fixed.
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i used to snort all the time when I laughed and then I broke myself of the habit and then two days ago I did it by accident AND NOW I CAN`T LAUGH WITHOUT SNIGGERING AND SNORTING I AM SO UPSET WITH MYSELF RIGHT NOW.
Legolas: THAT IS NO MERE RANGER
Legolas: THAT IS ARAGORN II
Legolas: SON OF ARATHORN II
Legolas: SON OF ARADOR
Aragorn: Legolas stop
Legolas: SON OF ARGONUI
Legolas: SON OF ARATHORN I
Legolas: SON OF ARASSUIL
Legolas: SON OF ARAHAD II
Legolas: SON OF ARAVORN
Boromir: is this really necessary
Legolas: SON OF ARAGOST
Legolas: SON OF ARAHAD I
Legolas: SON OF ARAGLAS
Legolas: SON OF ARAGORN I
Gandalf: this could take a while
Legolas: SON OF ARAVIR
Legolas: SON OF ARANUIR
Legolas: SON OF ARAHAEL
Legolas: SON OF ARANARTH
Legolas: SON OF ARVEDUI
Legolas: SON OF ARAPHANT
Elrond: good god man calm down
Legolas: SON OF ARAVAL
Legolas: SON OF ARVELEG II
Legolas: SON OF ARVEGIL
Legolas: SON OF ARGELEB II
Frodo: *falls asleep*
Legolas: SON OF ARAPHOR
Legolas: SON OF ARVELEG I
Legolas: SON OF ARGELEB I
Legolas: SON OF MALVEGIL
Gimli: this is ridiculous
Legolas: SON OF CELEBRINDOR
Legolas: SON OF MALLOR
Legolas: SON OF BELEG
Legolas: SON OF AMLAITH
Aragorn: Legolas
Legolas: SON OF EARENDUR
Legolas: SON OF ELENDUR
Legolas: SON OF VALANDUR
Legolas: SON OF TARONDOR
Aragorn: Legolas it's fine
Legolas: SON OF TARCIL
Legolas: SON OF ARANTAR
Legolas: SON OF ELDACAR
Legolas: SON OF VALANDIL
Legolas: SON OF ISILDUR
Gimli: finally
Legolas: YOU OWE HIM YOUR ALLEGIANCE.
Boromir: anything to make you shut up
madturbating:
THE SUDDEN URGE TO PLAY POKEMON HITS YOU LIKE A BAG OF BRICKS WHEN YOURE LEAST EXPECTING IT
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Sorry, so I saw a post with this picture on my...
imjohnlocked:
moonblossom:
johnnybooboo:
BUT I JUST
It’s nice to see John reunited with his favourite jumper.
^no
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potential-and-difference:
prop-215:
dazegetbrighter:
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
bemusedlybespectacled:
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
that’s right
hades, lord of the dead,...
wiitangclan:
wiitangclan:
the best way to a girls heart is punching through the ribcage
apparently this is illegal but dont let it stop you
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When I was little, I used to take a blanket and a pillow and curl up under my desk with one of those old Goosebumps pick-your-own-adventure books and a handful of that awful Hubba Bubba gum, the little rectangles with the comics on the inside of the wrappers, that had been sitting in the container at the store since the dawn of time. And I would sit there and read my book and chew my gum, and when...
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Watch
doctorheavenharkness:
n0kil7ing:
sevenseasaurus:
Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?
Egberts?
Pizza?
John Green?
A vegan?
The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers.
and the vegan wins
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eddeha:
misha-collins-theoverlord:
This has to be my favorite gif ever.
They could barely hold in their laughter while the picture was being taken. Also, there’s a guy in the background giving a thumbs up.
I am that guy.
I never noticed the guy in the background before… this whole moment is now 100% better
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wariofan63:
With Homestuck in a super hiatus maybe this time could be used translating the comic into various languages.
Now I’m not talking about regular languages like German or Mexicish or Canadese. I’m talking like…..D-Tier languages.
Like Ubbi Dubbi
Morse Code
Phonetic Morse Code
Cat
TL,DR
Banjo-Kazooiese
Windings
Phonetic Wingdings
It’s a whole world of...
blindroy:
i like how when naruto sees minato he is jsut like “oh hey” but i bet when he sees sasuke he is gonna like backflip off a cliff
seaweedick:
walk up in da club like “mom said u have to come home”
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Gamer sex tip #17
asaridancer:
Put on a show for your lover. Strip and tie them to a chair. Perform a sultry strip tease and give them bedroom eyes. When the time is right, in a sexy, playful tone ask them if they’ve done bad things to mages. This should confuse them. Before they ask you what’re you referring to, roll your eyes to the back of your head and scream “YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ANOTHER MAGE AS YOU TOOK HIM”...
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sirseahorse:
stabsinthe:
if gatsby wrote a letter to nick it would be addressed to “old sport” because i firmly believe gatsby doesnt know nicks name
#it’s at that awkward phase where it’s too late to ask him
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Oh man I really want to learn French, it makes me so mad that I had a chance to learn it in school but the teachers were so bad at it that learning a second language was boring. Like really? What about another language is boring. So i guess I have to learn it on my own somehow. Bluh.
thebloggerbloggerfun:
piewinchesters:
If you go into the bathroom and turn off the lights and say ” I hate Jared Padalecki” 3 times Jensen Ackles will appear and punch you in the throat
Whatever it takes to get Jensen Ackles to appear in my bathroom
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numba1fangirl:
deanwinchesterprays:
I. Miss. Bobby.
I miss Sam and Dean being called idjits.
I miss Bobby’s sass when Dean hated on himself or when the boys were doing stupid things and making silly little mistakes.
I miss frequent outbursts of “balls!”
I just fucking miss Bobby Singer okay.
Bobby never got to see the bunker
[Enraged bellowing]
