soldier-out-of-time:

captainamericasbiggestfan:

soldier-out-of-time:

captainamericasbiggestfan:

soldier-out-of-time:

captainamericasbiggestfan:

soldier-out-of-time:

to-see-floating-lanterns-gleam:

soldier-out-of-time:

ask-the-mockingbird:

AYE AYE CAPTAIN!

AYE AYE CAPTAIN!

CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!

CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!

CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!

heysammy:

heathyr:

okay so you guys know i was moving right, and I couldn’t find my ipod for the life of me

well i found it

at the bottom of my box of kotex pads

wat

Well
Looks like it wanted to be an

iPad

m-dnightblue:

so i lost my phone in school today and to test if the phone was mine the cop asked what my screeensaver was.

i had to tell her this

dhunki:

sandandglass:

Stephen Colbert deconstructs the meaning of One Direction’s lyrics. 

my problem with the song ahhaaha

lovehatekait:

can’t stop laughing. 

(Source: skyrimstan)

calliopehybrid:

misha-bawlins:

The innovative bed tent that lets you let it all hang out, no matter where you are. A Privacy Pop tent gives you the coverage and privacy that you want, so that you can enjoy a place all your own, even in a dorm room or room shared with other.

College students and siblings who have shared their bedrooms for years are buzzing about this new product that carves out a closed off space just for you.

A Privacy Pop tent is perfect for:

• Keeping bright sun out of your eyes so you can sleep
• Listening to your iPod or reading without bothering anyone else in the room
• The perfect place for studying without being bothered or bothering anyone else
• Ensuring you have privacy from prying eyes

Can we please talk about the elephant in the room

• MASTURBATION
• MASTURBATION
• MASTURBATION
• MASTURBATION
• MASTURBATION

“perfect place for studying” my ass

it is a perfect place for studying actually 

studying your penis

elizabitchtaylor:

Yes, I support traditional marriage. A union between one middle-aged man and a 13-year-old girl for a dowry of eighteen cows.

tranzient:

FRANK

FRANK, MAN, YOU’RE ALIVE

I JUST…

I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN

IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.

OH FRANK I’M SO RELIEVED.

(Source: scrotumcoat)

utopiangem:

i-was-so-alone-and-i-lokid-you:

tiberius457:

I wasted a few minutes trying to remember what episode of Doctor Who this related to and then realized it was about Titanic…

omg same

me too

I thought it was about Homestuck… :/